When I was in third grade my name was printed in the yearbook as "Austin Groin." That about sums it up.
Happy Rosh Hashanah to all my fellow Jews that are too impatient to celebrate the New Year in December!
I’m confused…if the people on Revolution have no technology, how do they send each other photos of what they are eating?
The secret to my eyebrows? One part Frida Kahlo, two parts Eugene Levy, and a dash of Robin Williams’ knuckles.
What if The Oogieloves is actually the greatest film ever produced and we were all wrong? Only time will tell…
FACT: The Emotions’ “Best Of My Love” must be playing any time a group of four or more women are sitting around a table and laughing.
